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Dougie: Taking unknown alien DNA and growing out of it sounds like a bad idea to me.
Alien: I don’t know about that. The results looked good to me.
Dougie: You like any movie with naked women in it.
Alien: Especially alien women.
Alien: I didn’t see you fast forward past the naughty bits.
Dougie: The whole premise seemed kind of sexist to me.
Alien: You mean sexy.
Dougie: Sexist. An alien woman whose only mission in life is to breed with any ugly guy willing to give it up on the first date.
Alien: So, any human male, basically.
Dougie: Yeah. And apparently she can produce a ton of offspring. I’ve never met a single woman willing to give birth that many times.
Alien: What about Octomom?
Dougie: That would have been a good name for this movie.
Alien: It wasn’t all bad. There was boobies and that actor you like, the one with the broken eye.
Dougie: Forest Whitaker.
Alien: Yep, the “psychic”. I wonder if he “saw” himself having such a successful career after this movie?
Dougie: I doubt it. Speaking of careers. Can you believe they knighted Ben Kingsley after this was released?
Alien: Maybe the Queen likes boobies.
Dougie: I don’t think that’s it. She could be a fan of H.R. Giger, like me.
Alien: The artist who designed the bugs from the Alien movies?
Dougie: That’s the one.
Alien: I think H.R. Giger likes boobies too.
Dougie: One track mind. Let’s rate this boobie.
Alien: You mean, movie.
Alien: !!!! Dougie: !!